Anime Spring 2014 – Show’s I’m NOT watching, judged solely on their posters

This is something I just did on Twitter, and figured I’d throw it up here where it’s a bit cleaner. Basically, the title. All the show’s I’m NOT watching this season, I attempted to guess what the show is about from what the poster showed, and the name.

 

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Abarenbou Kishi!! Matsutarou – “A shirtless guy fights things in MANLY COMBAT”

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Akuma no Riddle – “a group of girls with weapons.. solving riddles? Is there a guy here..?”

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Atelier Escha & Logy ~Tasogare no Sora no Renkinjutsushi~ – “two people in a steampunk world attempt to make items and look incredibly colourful compared to the world they’re in”

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Baby Steps – “a angry guy plays tennis, I guess.”

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Blade and Soul – “Highschool DxD without the Highschool”

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Bokura wa Minna Kawaisou – “Some highschooler is stuck living with his grandma, drunk mother and imouto while he fails to get the girl who looks male”

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Break Blade – “Cloud Strife fights a Space Pirate with giant robots”

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Cardfight Vanguard: Legion Mate-Hen – “Childrens Card Games IN SPACE”

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Date A Live II – “super srs idol battles or something”

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Fuun Ishin Dai Shogun – “Ancient Japanese Heroes fight with Giant Robots, a totally original concept”

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Gakumon! Ookami Shoujo wa Kujikenai – “Some stuck-up prince makes a little kid dress up as a weird wolf thing and be his slave”

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Gochuumon wa Asagi desu ka? – “A bunch of weird five years old go on an adventure when one of them finds a gun”

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Gokukoku no Brynhildr – “Space is cool, let’s buy a telescope”

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Haikyuu – “Er… basketball?”

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HappinessCharge Precure! – “A bunch of mahou shoujo go on a quest to find pretty gemstones before the evil blue-haired dude”

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Hero Bank – “Two kids become heroes and save the digital world”

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Hitsugi no Chaika – “Errr… a prettied up rich girl and her two companions… try to… stop the ground from being all blue and magic-y?”

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Isshukan Friends – “Love story between generic guy and shy girl.. in a highschool… I guess..”

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Kamigami no Asobi ~Ludere deorum~ – “Characters who failed to audition their way into K start their own show”

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Kanojo no Flag wo Oraretara – “Gee there’s nothing in the poster to go off. HIGHSCHOOL GIRLS.”

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Kenzen Robo Daimidaler – “People attempt to stop a destructive robot through interpretive dance”

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Kindachi Shounen no Jikenbo R – “OBJECTION!”

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Kiniro no Corda: Blue♪Sky – “Members of a music club fight over the same girl who seems pretty happy about the status quo”

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Love Live! School Idol Project 2nd Season – “Idoltrash”

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M3 ~Sono Kuroki Hagane~ – “A bunch of schoolkids get on a…. is that a rocket?”

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Majin Bone – “Creepy shadow Dragoon is huge and floats through space”

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Marvel Disk Wars: The Avengers – “Eh, also no comment. Though I hear these JP marvel shows suck.”

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Mushishi Zoku Shou – “A business man is at a loss when a heat wave destroys all the wheat”

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Ping Pong The Animation – “Gee, spoilers. No fun in guessing here.”

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Pretty Rhythm: All Star Selection – “Lesser idoltrash”

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Ryuugajou Nanana no Maizoukin – “Again, lackluster poster. There’s a girl, and the show’s about this girl.”

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Seikoku no Dragonar – “A naked loli and her incredibly varied companions fight Bahamut”

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Selector infected WIXOSS – “Er, card games on.. girls?”

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Sidonia no Kishi – “Cool people hang out in their badass floating city”

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Soredemo Sekai wa Utsukushii – “A girl falls from the sky to crash into the planet, and this guy gives zero fucks about it”

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Soul Eater Not! – “The staff of Soul Eater realises K-ON sells better than Soul Eater does”

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